Name: Johnathan Littlecat
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 180 lbs
Eye color: Blue
Skills: Speed reading, able to use yard stick as a sort of katana
How long have you been teaching? 3 years
Why do you want to teach here? Haven't been able to find a decent job in a year
What do you have your degree in? Major in English Literature, minor in sociology
Any criminal past? Used to be part of an underground kendo club
Are you pedo bear? 'The f*ck's a sonic?'